tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35021470349028928282024-03-13T14:26:52.216-04:00The Dork PortalMusings on writing, books, comics, movies, music or whatever else comes to mindDouglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.comBlogger78125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-29074091000697182702016-03-19T11:05:00.000-04:002016-03-19T11:05:15.241-04:00Wake of Vultures (The Shadow - Book 1) by Lila Bowen - Book Review<a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FlA7MABznwQ/VuwKUNUFhZI/AAAAAAAABf4/mH17oycPc4UxccwFInBcrSlIo14JdeMeg/s1600/Andre-the-Giant.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FlA7MABznwQ/VuwKUNUFhZI/AAAAAAAABf4/mH17oycPc4UxccwFInBcrSlIo14JdeMeg/s320/Andre-the-Giant.jpg" width="320" /></a>I have been following Delilah Dawson on Twitter (@DelilahSDawson) for a long time, and yet I had never read any of her books. As such, I was terrified to pick up Wake of Vultures by Lila Bowen (pseudonym for Delilah Dawson). Terrified, and it's all André the Giant's fault. Let me explain.<br />
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When I was a child, I loved wrestling (back when the WWE was the WWF, and wrestling was all about crazy make-up, over-the-top (and somewhat offensive) themes, and managers helping with the occasional chair thrown into the ring). Yeah, it was just a stage show, but I ate it up.<br />
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Half of my family had moved out of state when I was a babe. We took many trips to visit them. On one of these visits, little Doug was walking through the airport holding onto daddy's hand, and who is sitting but a few feet away? André the Giant. I had to hold back my inner Butabi. I was young, awkward, shy, there was no way I would be going over unassisted by a grown-up to say anything to the man.<br />
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But my dad knew my love of the big men "beating" on each other for sport. He took my little hand and prepared to walk me over to ask for an autograph. Someone got there first, a guy older than me (I was just a little thing) but not ADULT ADULT aged, and Mr. The Giant FLIPPED THE F**K OUT on the dude. I can understand as an adult now that there's some hassle to fame, and chances are that wasn't the first person to "bother" him as he wait for his flight. Maybe not the second, or third, or fourth. But little me just couldn't understand. DEVASTATED.<br />
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As I said in the beginning, I have been following Lila/Delilah on Twitter for some time. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned on here before I'm writing. Currently approximately 90,000 words into a projected 130,000 word novel, and Ms. Dawson has been (and continues to be) incredibly helpful with writing advice. She constantly tweets out stories of her own struggles in the process, tips and tricks, query advice, even advice on quasi-related things like self care, etc. etc. etc. etc.<br />
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So, why was I terrified to pick up one of her books? It's meeting your hero. What if it's bad? What does that say about all the advice I'd been absorbing into my own processes for so long? What if...?<br />
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Well...<br />
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It's a book of monsters and also a book of hart (see what I did there? No? The Hart Foundation? Brett the Hitman? Leave me alone.) But seriously, there're some real feels in here.<br />
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You will not be disappointed.<br />
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I give it... This picture. I don't know who made it, but... OH YEAH!<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-39191267921688364682016-03-08T14:48:00.000-05:002016-03-08T14:48:14.315-05:00Mice and Mystics - Board Game Review<a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NQ-NR5P6hss/Vt8bzmg56MI/AAAAAAAABew/_Y2EWcfciSw/s1600/pic1312072.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NQ-NR5P6hss/Vt8bzmg56MI/AAAAAAAABew/_Y2EWcfciSw/s200/pic1312072.jpg" width="200" /></a>I was a bit of a what you might call a "late bloomer" when it came to my geek cred. My youth was primarily spent playing video games (when I wasn't doing actual outdoors-y type things... Outdoors? Really?). It wasn't until only recently that I first played some Dungeons & Dragons. I was instantly hooked. Now, Dungeons & Dragons is fantastic, but the problem is you need a pretty sizable group to play. Let's face it, without a DM and at least three others, the game isn't going to far (this is in my experience. Not to say you couldn't play with three). My D&D group only meets monthly (if that) and there are just some times that I need a fix. That's where Mice and Mystics comes in. Mice and Mystics is a cooperative board game that is almost like D&D Lite.<br />
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What makes this like a lite version of D&D (or whatever your RPG of choice is) is that it is a cooperative game that is playing a story with combat resolved via dice rolls; however, it does not require a DM to moderate. In that respect, you can even play the game solo. Gaming group going to be short a few people? Bring out Mice and Mystics and play. No need to create characters or have someone tell the story. The rulebook creates the means for which the enemies attack and what your goals are. The story book creates the story. It's set up in Chapters, so you can play a little or you can play a lot. There are A LOT of components, so the game isn't too lite, yet the theme is cute enough to use the game as a gateway into the RPG world. Now, in order to get little ones involved they'll need quite a bit of coaching.<br />
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Definitely a great game with expansions already out to further the story of Collin and the crew.<br />
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I give it... a natural 20.<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-45918665762585152842016-02-13T21:17:00.001-05:002016-02-13T21:17:46.798-05:00Betrayal At House On The Hill - Board Game ReviewI find myself to be a rather interesting individual. Everything with me tends to fall into extremes. I just saw a meme about this...<br />
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I'm not sure who to credit for the pic, but it's not mine.<br />
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As a child, I needed all of the GI Joes, all of the Smurfs, all of the trolls. I needed to play hockey, watch hockey, play hockey some more, on ice, on the street, in gym. I needed to buy all of the guitar things, watch all the horror movies, all the anime, go to conventions, collect all the comics, go to more conventions, do all the Warcraft all the time, see all the movies (hell, I worked in a movie theater). I needed to read up on all the D&D, write my own backstory. No, I'm not just going to write backstory, I'm going to write a book! I needed to read all the books! and blog about them!<br />
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Well, my most recent crush is on board games.<br />
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I am just learning now about all these wonderfully complex games that aren't Monopoly or Risk or Sorry or Trouble or Pie in the Face. I started watching Wil Wheaton's show Tabletop, watching the Dice Tower reviews, making a profile on BoardGameGeek.com, and just devouring all things board game.<br />
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Enough with the chit-chat, this is a review blog (of sorts).<br />
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<b><u>Betrayal at House on the Hill</u></b><br />
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I know at some point during my ramblings I must have mentioned my affinity for B horror movies. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Ghoulies. I love all of that stuff.<br />
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Betrayal at House on the Hill is a board game that scratches my horror movie itch. It's a quasi-cooperative game for 3 - 6 players. We'll get back to the quasi-coop part in a bit. For those more experienced in board gaming, it has a traitor.<br />
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What's up with this game, you ask? Well, you and your friends have come upon a creepy, old house, and decide, "let's go explore that shit! What can go wrong?" (like you do).<br />
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Broken rooms, secret passages, bad omens, there are just so many interesting things happening as you go from room to room. You find items, and madmen, and creepy objects, and then the <b>haunt</b> begins, bringing this from a cooperative game to one versus the rest.<br />
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You see, someone in the party is a traitor who lured you to the house with nefarious intent, and it is incumbent upon the rest of the party to stop the evil plan or just flat-out escape. A guide in the book details out what the party needs to do to win, with a separate guide for what the traitor needs to do.<br />
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Instead of my usual gaming friends, I gave this its inaugural run with some extended family (who have only ventured into board gaming via the usual suspects; Monopoly, et. al.). Mother-in-law, aunts, and uncle gathered around and prepared to embark on some spooky adventure.<br />
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It was our first time (though I had knowledge of how to play from (a) reading the rules first (always good to do), and (b) watching Tabletop). The game went mostly smoothly. Hindsight, we made a few blunders, but our second go went better (and allowed me to have my MIL devoured by bloodthirsty bats (Ah, to be the traitor... and win. Sweet, sweet, death to all)).<br />
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Final thoughts: This was a ton of fun, to the tune of the Mrs. (who isn't typically into board gaming, nor "fun" things) said she would definitely join in next time. Now to just get that "next time" set up soon!<br />
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I give it... Old man Smithers.<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-90660023220472464202015-12-21T15:52:00.001-05:002015-12-21T15:52:43.701-05:00Year In Review: 2015 Edition: Pokémon: Gotta Blurb 'Em All<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I haven't posted on here since the end of March. On top of that, this is only three posts removed from last year's "What the Hell Have You Been Up To? (WtHHYBUT?)" post.<br />
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Why, you ask (even if you had no intention of asking)?<br />
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I am now roughly 80,000 words into the first draft of my work in process (an epic fantasy novel), and I estimate it will be somewhere around 144,000 words upon completion (goal: finish first draft in 2016 - preferably by August month-end).<br />
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It's been a light year for book-reading/movie-going. Let's Pokémon it! Gotta Blurb 'Em All!<br />
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Let's go with alphabetical order by title.<br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: large;">Books!</span></u></b><br />
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<b>Annihilation (Southern Reach #1) - Jeff VanderMeer</b><br />
Like an anime. Good all along, but gets all weird on you at the end. Liked it, but not enough to bump up the sequels on my eternally growing to-read list (but they are on the list).<br />
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<b>Armada - Ernest Cline</b><br />
Another fun pop culture fueled outing. Not as good as Ready Player One.<br />
****<br />
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<b>The Autumn Republic (The Powder Mage #3) - Brian McClellan</b><br />
That ride you were afraid of, but someone dragged you on anyway, and it was awesome.<br />
****<br />
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<b>City of Stairs (The Divine Cities #1) - Robert Jackson Bennett</b><br />
<a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2015/02/city-of-stairs-city-of-stairs-1-by.html" target="_blank">REVIEWED</a> The Hulk. Maybe you don't expect much from Bruce Banner, but once you get into it, you realize there's some good stuff buried under there.<br />
****<br />
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<b>The Emperor's Blades (Chronicles of the Unhewn Throne #1) - Brian Staveley</b><br />
When your wife says "this is the best piece of cake I have ever had," but you really like your own cake so you just don't try it, but she keeps shoving it in front of you saying "try it, you'll like it," and you hate that goddamn song, and on top of that you're a stubborn ass, but then the veiled (and not so veiled) threats start, so you give in and pick it up, albeit resentfully, and grudgingly taste it, and realize that you owe her a really big apology for waiting so long.<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Firefight (Reckoners #2) - Brandon Sanderson</b><br />
<a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2015/01/on-firefight-reckoners-2-by-brandon.html" target="_blank">REVIEWED</a> Yippy kai ay. Sanderson dropped the major plot twist game for a more straight forward adventure. Still a good time. Waiting on Stormlight Archive #3 more than any Reckoners follow-up.<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Last Argument of Kings (The First Law #3) - Joe Abercrombie</b><br />
Ending the meeting on a high note (but deep down you secretly hope that the project manager calls the team together again for more).<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Nemesis Games (Expanse #5) - James S.A. Corey</b><br />
Continues to be my favorite Sci-Fi series.<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Psycho - Robert Bloch</b><br />
Seen the movie? Of course you have. It's that, almost exactly (in the book, he's chubby).<br />
*****<br />
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<b>The Scarlet Gospels - Clive Barker</b><br />
Sardines. People love them. Me, not so much. I want to like horror more than I do.<br />
***<br />
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<b>The Skull Throne (Demon Cycle #4) - Peter V. Brett</b><br />
<a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-skull-throne-demon-cycle-4-by-peter.html" target="_blank">REVIEWED</a> Like playing with Smurfs or GI Joe. Taking an existing world and going into much more depth for the characters, while not exactly advancing the plot all that much.<br />
****<br />
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<b>Unbound (Magic Ex Libris #3) - Jim C. Hines</b><br />
KitKats (my favorite candy... hint hint).<br />
*****<br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: large;">Bonus! Movies!</span></u></b><br />
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<b>Ant-Man</b><br />
Not that I doubted Marvel, but this was a lot more fun than I thought it'd be.<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Avengers: Age of Ultron</b><br />
Marvel. Check. James Spader. Check. Some weak spots? Forgivable.<br />
*****<br />
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<b>Crimson Peak</b><br />
Pretty. Eery. Not overly unique premise.<br />
****<br />
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<b>Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2</b><br />
I liked the movies more than the books. Not sure how much that is saying. The end DRAGGED like Peter Jackson and The Return of the King (how many endings does this movie need?!?!).<br />
***<br />
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<b>Inside Out</b><br />
Bingbong!<br />
Quite surprised my daughter liked it (and she would tell me if she didn't... she HATED The Good Dinosaur, which she saw with her grandma, which I heard about for several hours upon her return home from the theater). This seemed a little slow and weird for kids to me. Remember that show Herman's Head?<br />
****<br />
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<b>Minions</b><br />
I really wanted to like this. I didn't particularly care for it.<br />
***<br />
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<b>Shaun the Sheep</b><br />
Love me some Wallace and Gromit. This was cute. Kept the kid's attention even without dialogue.<br />
****<br />
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<b>Star Wars: The Force Awakens</b><br />
Do I really need to say anything here?<br />
I haven't even seen the thing yet (tickets purchased, two days and counting), but I'm going to (not really) go on a limb and preemptively rate it amongst the top of the year. I'll come back and edit the post and eat crow if it's not.<br />
*****Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-60506628083139728262015-03-13T12:11:00.001-04:002015-03-13T12:11:28.947-04:00The Skull Throne (Demon Cycle #4) by Peter V. Brett - REVIEW<b>Goodreads synopsis can be found <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13630171-the-skull-throne?ac=1" target="_blank">here</a>.</b><br />
I got to be one of the lucky ones to get an ARC for The Skull Throne, thus shortening my wait to continue the saga (if only by a few weeks).<br />
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I haven't reviewed the previous Demon Cycle books. In (not so) short... if you haven't read them, stop reading this, get in the car, drive to your local bookstore, purchase all the books (heck, get two copies and give one set to your friend who also (for some bizarre reason) hasn't read them yet), and get reading. Now. Right now.<br />
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<b>Review: (fear not, no spoiler for the end of The Daylight War mentioned)</b><br />
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Growing up I happened to have quite the collection of Smurfs (as any child of the 80's should be able to confess to). I just loved the Smurfs and the world they inhabited. Gargamel and his insidious plans to capture the little blue guys, Smurfberries, Azrael (all bad guys need some comic relief), the clever naming scheme (good thing mom knew Brainy would be so smart). I had the toys, watched the cartoons, bought the clay kits to make your own Smurfs (though those were never the same as the store-bought ones). I was a Smurfs fan. It was all just Smurfin' Smurftastic.<br />
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The cartoon brought a lot of life to how I would play with my ever-growing collection of Smurfs. You see, there was the over-arching plot from the TV show of Gargamel and whatever nefarious deeds he deemed necessary to capture and use the magical miniatures. I would carry that ploy into my playtime, but that was just never enough for me. So, what did I do? Well, there had to be some additional turmoil in Smurf Village as Brainy looked to remove Papa Smurf from his seat of power. There was backstabbing as the Smurfs vied for the attention of Smurfette or over control of the Smurfberry hoard. Fights and turf wars broke out. Smurfs died (I was a weird kid). But to me, having that extra story, that additional background and motivation for each of the Smurfs served to enhance the overall story of whatever Gargamel was doomed to fail at on the next week's episode.<br />
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My gut tells me Peter V. Brett (Pete? Peat?) may have had a similar childhood to mine (at least toy-wise anyway). Maybe not with Smurfs per se (maybe it was GI Joe? He-Man? Transformers? Voltron? Did that too. And brought them all together to take out the Ninja Turtles. But that's besides the point). But the belief that there needs to be more to the world than the basic plot set forth in the earlier novels is clearly evident in The Skull Throne. Hell (or maybe that should be "Night"), the role of demons in this Demon Cycle novel is significantly less prevalent than any of the other books (that's as close to a spoiler as you're going to get from me). So, while this may not be the book you were expecting (isn't life better that way anyway?), it certainly adds quite a lot of flavor to the Demon Cycle world. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a bunch of other typical review-mentioned emotions, you'll Smurfin' curse Pete's name (again) (I didn't really mean it Pete, but... <i>shakes fist</i>). <br />
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The Skull Throne amps up the political intrigue and espionage, deep-dives into character development, and demonstrates that the decisions one makes can have lasting repercussions.<br />
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Pete takes Smurf Village, turns the mushroom kingdom on its head, dissects it, removes its organs, moves the bits around into new, bizarre formations, and puts it back together in a way that will make the end product something to behold. Book five can't come soon enough.<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-62305656508742585862015-02-04T22:04:00.002-05:002015-02-04T22:13:39.177-05:00City of Stairs (City of Stairs #1) by Robert Jackson Bennett<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-43089351870002132262015-01-20T20:53:00.000-05:002015-01-20T20:53:05.410-05:00On Firefight (Reckoners #2) by Brandon Sanderson<b>Goodreads synopsis <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/15704459-firefight" target="_blank">here</a>.</b><br />
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A few years pass and he puts out Unbreakable. Bruce Willis, but this time we get some Samuel L. Jackson. He can do no wrong. Snakes on a Plane. FANTASTIC! So. Another slow movie. Crazy twist. Signs. Slow movie. Crazy twist. The Village. Slow movie. Crazy twist. Ok. We get it. Crazy twists. Lady in the Water. I don't think I stayed awake. The Happening. Didn't bother seeing it. The Last Airbender. Devil. After Earth. I don't think they're even mentioning his name anymore. It's become a stigma. I know what I'm getting in a Shamalamadingdong movie. Not fun anymore.<br />
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Steelheart had a total WOAH moment in it (or two). So, my hopes for Firefight was that Sanderson wouldn't use the same tricks again. When you start relying on the same tricks, you become boring. Like when you do your reviews over and over again through some long, obscure, metaphor about how you feel instead of how the book actually is, people may just skip through what you're typing... ignore that. <br />
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There are certainly a few surprises in Firefight, but Sanderson's story isn't one long string of events that have a sole purpose of wowing you with the bright, shiny plot twist. The characters are well developed (even if some of them stay home this time). The new characters are entertaining. The mythology around the Epics only gets more interesting. Sparks, this is just a fun series. Like early Shyguy movies. Mmmm. Maybe not right. Like... Die Hard (Bruce Willis was in The Sixth Sense, so that works... I said so).<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-29544125178235263222015-01-16T17:35:00.002-05:002015-01-16T17:35:30.785-05:00On "what the hell have you been up to?" - An A to Z postIt's been - several - months since I've posted here. I always have these great plans about writing here, and then life finds a way to distract. So, as part recap of 2014, part what I'm looking forward to in 2015, part journal, part whatever I feel like calling it, I'm posting an A to Z list. We shall call it the What the Hell Have You Been Up To? Or <b><u>WtHHYBUT?</u></b> for short.<br />
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<b>Arrow</b><br />
I will be the first to admit that when I heard that Arrow was going to be on CW my first thought was "teeny bopper drama, NEXT." But something (I honestly don't remember what) got me to sit through a few episodes, which turned into binge-watching seasons 1 and 2 and watching season 3 now live. This is good stuff. They made him a little Batman-ish, but that's not so bad.<br />
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<b>Brandon Sanderson</b><br />
I try to write sometimes. And then I read Brandon Sanderson and feel a complete and utter failure. Man, this guy is good. I was behind so I read both The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance this year (as well as his YA books). Just read his books. All of them. Any of them. But particularly the Starlight Archives books.<br />
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<b>Cinemas</b><br />
Quiet year for the movies for me. Seen a good number. Just nothing I feel worth talking about too much. Good movies were generally the ones you'd expect from me. The Hobbit, Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America. I suppose John Wick was an unexpected surprise of a good, fun movie.<br />
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<b>Dungeons & Dragons</b><br />
Nerd card admission time. This is the first time I've ever played D&D. Just never seemed like it would be my thing. A friend in town wanted to start a new game and asked if I'd like to join and I finally just said "why not?" So. Much. Fun. And an excuse to write. I think I've written around 30 pages of backstory for my character. Dwarf Fighter incase you were wondering. And yes, my first act was to go to the bar and get a drink.<br />
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<b>Expanse</b><br />
This gets two nods. 1) Cibola Burn came out (book... number... four?). And it was one of the best of the series in my opinion. And 2) the TV show starts in 2015 on SyFy. Trailer is out now. Go look it up. Then sit and wait as impatiently as I am.<br />
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<b>FOOTBALL!!!!</b><br />
It needs to be said that way. Got a few Ravens games on TV up here (I don't live in Baltimore). And they made it to the playoffs, only to lose to Evil Little Bill (as GRRM calls him) and the Pats. /grumble.<br />
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<b>Game of Thrones</b><br />
Continues to be on TV. I continue to watch it. And continue to wait while GRRM does everything but write the next book. I'm not buying that coffee table book. No way I'm supporting him stalling the next book even longer. I'll think about it after Winds of Winter comes out though. I like big coffee table books.<br />
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<b>Hunger Games</b><br />
I was not a huge fan of the books. Just. Not. Thought the first one was ok. But from there, meh. Not that it was awful. Just wasn't for me. But the movie was good. And then the second movie was really good. I know the first part of the third movie (why do we keep splitting third movies into two?) is out, but I haven't seen it yet. Looking forward to it though.<br />
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<b>I</b> should probably have used H to talk about The Hobbit. Oops.<br />
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<b>Joe Abercrombie</b><br />
Binge-read the First Law books. I don't know why I was so reluctant to read them. I had heard countless recommendations for him. Was already following him on Twitter. Just never felt the urge to pick up the books. Did. Loved them. Third was my favorite, so worth sticking it out if you haven't read all of them.<br />
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<b>Lawrence, Mark</b><br />
If I want to cheat and use last names for some and first names for others, I can. It's my blog. Bugger off. No, don't do that. I'm sorry. Keep reading. (Deckard Cain voice) Stay awhile and listen. So, this was a year of Mark Lawrence. I was rather far behind with his books and read all four in 2014. Prince, King & Emperor of Thorns. Prince of Fools. All good stuff. Thorns if you like the bad guy anti-hero type. Fools if you like the humorous anti-hero type. And the next Fools book is out in 2015, so there's that to look forward to. Pretty sure I reviewed the Thorns books on here. Not sure I did Fools. SO. FAR. BEHIND. on book reviewing.<br />
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<b>Marvel</b><br />
Yeah. Insert something Marvel did here. Awesome. Next.<br />
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<b>Netflix</b><br />
Binge watching TV shows? Check. Weird movies I'd never go to theaters to see? Check. Wasting huge chucks of time in front of the television? Why not? I watched Troll Hunter. Yeah. I don't think I can say anything else. I might be a TV addict. And it'll be worse in April with Daredevil (see M), Game of Thrones, ... ... ...<br />
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<b>Puppy</b><br />
Got a puppy. Forgot how much work they are. But he's cute. And he's definitely not a Schnoodle. He's a Giant Schnauzer mix. What's he mixed with? A Standard Poodle. So, a Schnoodle? No. Be quiet you. <span style="font-size: xx-small;">Maybe a Giant Schnoodle. </span>Speaking of... time to walk said pooch.<br />
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<b>Q-Bert</b><br />
Just because.<br />
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<b>Rothfuss, Patrick</b><br />
While we wait for the third book of the Kingkiller Chronicles. And wait. And wait. And wait. *Looks at watch* Still waiting. Pat has released The Slow Regard of Silent Things. I'm not sure I need to mention this here. The book has been getting much praise. And for good reason. However, it's not for everyone. I just happen to like the playful language. Plot people shouldn't go for it.<br />
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<b>Study</b><br />
So, I am going to take my PMP (Project Management Professional) in 2015 (goal is for June, but we will see). How not bloggy for me to talk about work stuff. This is supposed to be my escape. Oh well. So, once I get studying for that you'll likely get some radio silence from me (again). But the bills must be paid, so... yeah.<br />
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<b>Twitter</b><br />
Jumped on the Twitter thing. Don't use it too often. Follow / reply to people more than I post my own thoughts. Do put up some random comments or word counts or playing with the trending stuff. So, some activity. I use the Twitter under @DougCFisher. Think it might be time to remove the Szever name from this and just call it like it is. Hi, I'm Doug. And I'm outta heeeeeere. Maybe someone will get that. Maybe Szever sticks around and the Doug name gets buried with this post. We shall see. <br />
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<b>U2</b><br />
2014. The year that U2 clogged our iDevices. Listened to it once. Yup. That's it. I think they apologized for that afterwards.<br />
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<b>VNV Nation</b><br />
A new album out for VNV. Transnational. Typical VNV album. Two or three really strong songs... Retaliate... Awesome. Then the rest on the slower end. Not that slow = bad. But, I just love a nice strong beat.<br />
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<b>Writing</b><br />
Very, very, very slowly. Currently at 9,100 words though and the story has barely begun, so shaping up to be something big.<br />
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<b>X-Men</b><br />
Ok, so I saw the latest X-Men installment. Meh. What I'm really looking forward to are X-Force and Deadpool. Thank you, Fox for FINALLY getting Deadpool going. Took long enough. <br />
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<b>Yo Gabba Gabba</b><br />
Kids are now 5 and 2 (almost 3). I think I've seen every episode of Yo Gabba Gabba 100 times over. Been watching it since the older one was an infant. Still going.<br />
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<b>Z</b>... zebras? zoo? zodiac? zero... <b>ZERO</b>! I got nothing for Z. <br />
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Now I know my A, B, C's...Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-7348782107510827102014-08-20T20:21:00.001-04:002014-08-20T20:21:30.194-04:00On The Crimson Campaign (The Powder Mage Trilogy #2) by Brian McClellan - REVIEW<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PKlcsE6GMCk/U_UooXnUgsI/AAAAAAAABRk/ZA_qH0o4Jn0/s1600/17608111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PKlcsE6GMCk/U_UooXnUgsI/AAAAAAAABRk/ZA_qH0o4Jn0/s1600/17608111.jpg" height="320" width="207" /></a><b>Synopsis for The Crimson Campaign can be found <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17608111-the-crimson-campaign?from_search=true" target="_blank">here</a>. </b><br />
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This is book two of the Powder Mage trilogy. Review for book one (Promise of Blood) can be found <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2014/08/on-promise-of-blood-powder-mage-trilogy.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
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When we were kids, our parents would have these ideas. They would have these ideas that they know what is good for us. They would talk to us, maybe we would listen contently, maybe we have a complete and utter melt down of catastrophic proportions. I was a member of the latter response group. I knew what I wanted. I knew what was good for me. I knew me. I wasn't about to listen to what anyone else had to said. Anything they wanted to give me would be unknown and the unknown is scary. And my response to scary was PANIC! <br />
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So, one day my parents took me out. We were walking down the lane, watching the passerby's, watching the lights and hearing the sounds. We treaded familiar ground, and I was the happy little kid smiling, running (not too far), jumping about. But, then it happened. Someone had gotten the idea that they knew what I would like. They knew me better than I knew me. And they pointed me in that direction, and the tantrum commenced - stomping, screaming, flailing. I knew what I liked, and if I didn't know it, well, I didn't like it. So, I screamed my tiny little head off. I was not about to go on the Runaway Mine Train at Six Flags Great Adventure.<br />
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Now, the runaway train is a roller coaster much like the water from my kitchen sink is a waterfall. I kicked and screamed and put up a fuss, and in the end, it was fun. I learned something about myself... I liked roller coasters (as long as they didn't go upside down). Several years later, and I became one of the older kids still too "scared" to get on a looping coaster (Psh, I'm not scared, I just know I don't like it). This time there wasn't so much kicking and screaming involved, however there were some false starts and delay of games (mixing metaphors a bit, oh well), but after some psyching myself up, I got myself on... I honestly don't remember which coaster it was. But forcing myself into something new caused me to learn a little something about myself. I love roller coasters. I was so set in my "change bad. unknown bad." ways that I might not have learned something new to like.<br />
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I am a little late to the game with McClellan's works. But on the bright side, book three comes out in February - so not too long a wait for me. I wasn't sure I'd be into flintlock / military fantasy. But now I know.<br />
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<br />Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-20063773986272647592014-08-14T18:56:00.001-04:002014-08-14T18:56:54.272-04:00On Half a King (Shattered Sea #1) by Joe Abercrombie - REVIEW<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gVVO97Hyn5w/U-rLhphD_UI/AAAAAAAABQ8/zWbNbd-BRXM/s1600/18666047.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gVVO97Hyn5w/U-rLhphD_UI/AAAAAAAABQ8/zWbNbd-BRXM/s1600/18666047.jpg" height="320" width="210" /></a><b>Synopsis can be found <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18666047-half-a-king" target="_blank">here</a>.</b><br />
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I had this friend going up. A best friend. And being another male, we tended to get competitive about things. Thankfully, I suppose, we were both pretty sporty. Though during one tense game of beach volleyball, the taunts going back and forth, I think the two of us had enough. We fought. I didn't mention that he might have been twice my weight. Well, he was. And needless to say I was left with a bloody nose and he was left laughing. Laughing! I was angry. I was frustrated. I needed to do something, but what could I do? Nothing. And so it stewed. And days, weeks, months, years passed. Hockey became the sport du jour. And during an early afternoon roller hockey pick up game, the score never teetering overly far in one direction or the other, sweat dripping, swears and insults flying, I brought the ball up the middle, faked a direction, he bit, I pulled the other way, but he was too far. He reached. And reached. And split his pants down the middle, rear end exposed to the world. Embarrassment. Ah, sweet revenge.<br />
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Who doesn't love a good revenge story?<br />
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That's not really a good sell of this novel.<br />
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There's little I can say to sell this more than the publisher already put out there. Abercrombie has been blurbed for this novel by George RR Martin, Patrick Rothfuss, Brent Weeks, Robin Hobb, etc. etc. etc. (the fantasy elite). I mean, this is the Justice League of fantasy fiction, in which Abercrombie himself has a seat at the table (Martian Manhunter, maybe?). They say you should read this book. And I don't disagree.Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-18749125366089791742014-08-03T10:01:00.000-04:002014-08-03T10:01:26.049-04:00On Promise of Blood (The Powder Mage Trilogy #1) by Brian McClellan - REVIEW<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LQDXmbPNad8/U92LUSsYV2I/AAAAAAAABQY/jPSfgaK1U0E/s1600/15790883.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LQDXmbPNad8/U92LUSsYV2I/AAAAAAAABQY/jPSfgaK1U0E/s1600/15790883.jpg" height="320" width="207" /></a><b></b><br />
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I was hungry one afternoon, as I am almost always hungry, and decided to go out for lunch. After considering the many options, I went with my local <a href="https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/home.html" target="_blank">Panera</a>. It was crowded, which is not uncommon, and I stared blankly at the menu determining which of the two or three things I eat at Panera I should get that day. When it was my turn, I ordered the 1/2 a Smokehouse Turkey Panini with a 1/2 of a Baked Potato Soup (more or less my usual order). The woman behind the counter took my order and asked "would you like a free cookie with that?" I had to pause and think about this, not because I wasn't sure if I'd want the free cookie, but to consider why she would even need to ask? Am I really going to say "no, I don't want a free cookie. And I also don't like kittens, rainbows and Christopher Walken." I got my free cookie.<br />
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With Promise of Blood, Brian McClellan wrote a swords and sorcery Fantasy novel, but gave us a free cookie - gun magic. Yes, I want some free gun magic with my usual. <br />
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This is a really strong start to a trilogy that has nonstop action - none of this characters stopping to wax poetic for 50 pages - as the world deals with the overthrow of a king, creepy prophecy, and imminent war. It only took a few pages of Promise of Blood for me to add books two and three to my to read list.<br />
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I give it... "not my gumdrop buttons!"<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-43041656593639882112014-07-18T22:36:00.001-04:002014-07-18T22:42:45.676-04:00On The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison - REVIEW<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fy3MEtmwuNA/U8nGofy39bI/AAAAAAAABP0/361M0BX1vmo/s1600/17910048.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fy3MEtmwuNA/U8nGofy39bI/AAAAAAAABP0/361M0BX1vmo/s1600/17910048.jpg" height="320" width="212" /></a><b>Synopsis (per Goodreads) found <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17910048-the-goblin-emperor" target="_blank">here</a>.</b><br />
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I was a big fan of Law & Order. This is the original version, mind you. Not that Special Victims Unit stuff that still airs, which is something along the lines of 90% Olivia backstory, 9% other new detective backstory, 0.5% district attorney backstory and 0.5% actual detectives doing case solving / district attorneys doing prosecuting. But gripes against SVU aside, I was fond of Law & Order. All that law... and order. Something bad happened. The detectives figured that shtuff out and the district attorneys get those jerks jailed. I loved the intricacies of case management, the complexity of the law. </div>
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The Goblin Emperor is a murder mystery wrapped in politics with a dash of bildungsroman in the background. Imagine, if you will, the small council in the Game of Thrones universe. Now, imagine the entirety of the Game of Thrones story being told from within Point of View within that small council. The Goblin Emperor is mostly the Order of the Law & Order. The detective work is more ancillary to the workings of the court and the fallout of the murder and coronation of a goblin emperor (the empire he is emperoring is mostly elves). </div>
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"This is a beautifully told story, and has cost me much needed sleep these past few nights. (And I'm not just saying that because, as we all know, goblins are awesome!) The Goblin Emperor made me remember why I fell in love with the fantasy genre." - Jim C. Hines</div>
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I think Scott Lynch said it well. If court intrigue is your thing, then this would definitely be for you. The diction is beautiful, the characters relatable, and the story intriguing. Personally... I like Order... I just like a little more Law with it. I give it... Lincoln (without the vampire hunting).</div>
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-5390213343021180482014-07-06T12:12:00.000-04:002014-07-06T12:13:04.789-04:00On Cibola Burn (Expanse #4) by James SA Corey - REVIEW<div style="text-align: justify;">
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This is #4 of the Expanse novels by James SA Corey (my review for #3 <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/07/on-abaddons-gate-by-james-sa-corey.html" target="_blank">here</a> - blog didn't exist for me to review #'s 1 and 2). You <i>can</i> read Cibola Burn without having read the predecessors, but I wouldn't recommend it (the series is good stuff - read it). </div>
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Everyone has their own "the mall." Generally it's a localized event and when one person says to another "I'm going to the mall," the other person knows they mean Menlo Park, not Freehold or Woodbridge. We hung out there as kids, shop there as adults, use it as a distraction as parents. It's comfortable. Sure maybe the Disney store relocates, but all we need is a sign that says "moved to the upper level near Nordstroms" and we know what it means - no map necessary. And maybe we stop for an Auntie Ann pretzel on the way.<br />
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Now, I am generally not a science fiction guy (for the most part - my Goodreads library shows generally 4:1 in favor of Fantasy). Sure, I'll read the odd Star Wars novel (more based on the author than anything else), and I'll watch the Star Wars and (new) Star Trek movies (was never a Trekkie - nor have I watched Firefly - I probably shouldn't admit to that). But, the Expanse novels have become "the mall" for me; my go-to sci-fi read. Science Fiction I'm comfortable with. And though each of Corey's novels have some changes - some new characters and a new cross-genre - Holden and the crew of the Rocinante are comfortable now (must be how Trekkies started to get attached to Piccard or who have you - I'm not starting that better Captain debate).<br />
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Like the other Expanse novels, Cibola Burn is at a break-neck pace, and I maintain that this series is the most movie-ready series out there (though it has been picked up by SyFy to be a television series - perhaps we'll get a blockbuster movie or so out of it anyway). <br />
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I'm realizing there is very little "review" in this review. If you're a fan of big-budget action/adventure movies - read these books (even if sci-fi isn't necessarily your thing).<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-60916743591998735472014-06-25T20:44:00.000-04:002014-06-25T20:49:27.082-04:00On Ancillary Justice (Imperial Radch #1) by Ann Leckie - REVIEW<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-93RzGSDSx_Q/U6iPXHCZsTI/AAAAAAAABOE/jJqxzBdT6qM/s1600/17333324.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-93RzGSDSx_Q/U6iPXHCZsTI/AAAAAAAABOE/jJqxzBdT6qM/s1600/17333324.jpg" height="200" width="132" /></a><b></b><br />
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On a remote, icy planet, the soldier known as Breq is drawing closer to completing her quest.</div>
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Breq is both more than she seems and less than she was. Years ago, she was the <i>Justice of Toren</i> -- a colossal starship with an artificial intelligence linking thousands of corpse soldiers in the service of the Radch, the empire that conquered the galaxy.</div>
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An act of treachery has ripped it all away, leaving her with only one fragile human body. And only one purpose -- to revenge herself on Anaander Mianaai, many-bodied, nearly immortal Lord of the Radch. </div>
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Who really enjoyed getting their hair cut? I don't mean back when you're small enough to ride the haircut Batmobile. When you outgrow that, but your you're still young enough that parents decide you need a haircut. Ain't nobody got time for that! There's games that need playing and tv that needs watching and food that needs eating. No, no one <i>wants</i> to get their hair cut. However, my barber (and likely many barbers) did have something kids like. CANDY. Namely, DumDum Pops. Everyone must have had these at some point in their lives. Small, sweet, delicious lollipops. And the bag comes with a variety of flavors.</div>
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The protagonist of Ancillary Justice (both the <i>Justice of Toren </i>and Breq) is/was a massive starship. As Breq, the ship's AI is confined in one final body, however, "years ago" (and it means YEARS ago) when it was a starship it had thousands of bodies. What does this have to do with DumDums? Breq (let's just stick with Breq for now) has some SERIOUS gender identification issues. To the point where more-or-less every character is referred to in the feminine. Sometimes it is countered when another character corrects Breq, and sometimes Breq does and sometimes Breq doesn't continue referring to the character as "she." So, as you try to picture the characters, every character is a mystery flavor. Is it a female? Is it a male? Does it matter? If you enjoyed the Mystery Flavor, maybe it works for you. I, personally, like having a solid mental image of the characters in the story, and the constant back and forth of gender is a little confusing/aggravating for me. I tend to pick Butterscotch.</div>
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However, Ancillary Justice has won the following awards (per <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancillary_Justice" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>... yes, that's a real source):<br />
Kitschies Golden Tentacle (best debut novel of 2013)<br />
Arthur C. Clarke Award (best science fiction novel of the year)<br />
British Science Fiction Association Award (best novel of the year)<br />
Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America Award (best novel of the year)<br />
It was also nominated for the following:<br />
Write-In for Best Book of 2013 for the Goodreads Choice Awards<br />
Shortlisted for the Phillip K. Dick Award (distinguished original science fiction)<br />
Tiptree Award Honor List (science fiction / fantasy that expands / explores understanding of gender)<br />
Finalist of Compton Crook Award (best science fiction/fantasy/horror)<br />
Nominee for Hugo Award (best novel)<br />
(Love this from Jim C. Hines' review of the book: "I'm pretty sure it was also a Nebula finalist, tied for an Oscar, and won this year's Super Bowl.")<br />
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How do you ignore that? I put aside my gripe, pictured (mostly) everyone as female (probably not the right response), and decided to embrace the mystery.<br />
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From what I've read, this is the first in a trilogy of books. As such, it will likely have the most world-building of the series that needs to be done. And this is a big, dense, well-developed world(s) (we are in space after all). There is a conclusion here, but it leaves just enough outstanding that you have to wonder what will happen next. And I'm ready to see what sweet candy Ann Leckie gives us next.<br />
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I give it... Howard Beale.<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-44160520260929993182014-06-12T14:17:00.000-04:002014-06-12T14:24:54.598-04:00On Prince of Fools (The Red Queen's War #1) by Mark Lawrence - REVIEW<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uPMNwuV2xX4/U5nhn_vrxBI/AAAAAAAABNU/uJ743PFganA/s1600/20555148.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uPMNwuV2xX4/U5nhn_vrxBI/AAAAAAAABNU/uJ743PFganA/s1600/20555148.jpg" height="320" width="211" /></a><br />
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Everything made perfect sense when we were children. Your sister wanted to take your toy (or maybe she was just standing where you didn't want her to), so you gave her a little shove, and when she went crying to mom you did what any four year old knows is the only option. You run. You hide. (I know my tenses are messed up, but that sounds better than "you ran, you hid" and I'm not making money off this stuff so grammar be damned). Mom would NEVER notice the bulging curtains with feet sticking out, or the fact that the throw blanket on the couch was now on the floor in a giant, giggling pile. It just made sense. As trouble was coming, you forgot about the honor that is admitting your faults and accepting your punishment, and you got out of its way. <br />
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Some of us never outgrow this. Case in point, Jalan Kendeth, our next Point of View through the Broken Empire. Those of you that have read Lawrence's other works - The Broken Empire trilogy following the murderous rampage of Jorg Ancrath (reviews <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/09/on-price-of-thorns-broken-empire-1-by.html" target="_blank">here</a>, <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2014/02/on-king-of-thorns-broken-empire-2-by.html" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2014/03/on-emperor-of-thorns-broken-empire-3-by.html" target="_blank">here</a>), will find something new here in a familiar setting (along with some cameos by some familiar characters). Those of you who haven't read The Broken Empire trilogy... what have you been doing with yourselves besides missing out on good reads? Incase you are wondering, yes, you can read Prince of Fools without having read The Broken Empire, but having read those books adds to the experience. And though this is written EVERYWHERE anyone talks of this book - Jalan is not Jorg. Though this book has some dark undercurrents, it is much more lighthearted (not entirely sure that's the right word, but you get the idea) than the gut-wrenching journey Jorg led us through.<br />
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Prince of Fools follows Prince Jalan of the Red March as he and an unlikely companion, the viking Snorri ver Snagason (fantasy needed a good dose of viking... thanks, Mark), deal with magics they don't fully understand in a quest for escape/revenge (depending on your point of view). It is a tale of a budding friendship, a tale of a revenge, and a tale of growing up (or not). It is both dark and humorous, both sentimental and hard-hearted, both new and familiar. <br />
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I'm not feeling incredibly verbose today, so I'll end with "read it" (4/5 on Goodreads) and give it: Kiss-My-Anthia<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-14989717702124618812014-06-01T22:52:00.003-04:002014-06-01T22:56:14.997-04:00On The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance (The Stormlight Archive 1 & 2) by Brandon Sanderson - REVIEWS<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-79334726666220894822014-03-25T21:19:00.001-04:002014-03-25T21:19:01.772-04:00On Honor Among Thieves by James S.A. Corey - REVIEW<div style="text-align: justify;">
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When the mission is to extract a high-level rebel spy from the very heart of the Empire, Leia Organa knows the best man for the job is Han Solo - something the Princess and the smuggler can finally agree on. After all, for a guy who broke into an Imperial cell block and helped destroy the Death Star, the assignment sounds simple enough.</div>
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But when Han locates the brash rebel agent, Scarlet Hark, she's determined to stay behind enemy lines. A pirate plans to steal a cache of stolen secrets that the Empire would destroy entire worlds to protect - including the planet where Leia is currently meeting with rebel sympathizers. Scarlet wants to track down the thief and steal the bounty herself, and Han has no choice but to go along if he's to keep everyone involved from getting themselves killed. From teeming city streets to a lethal jungle to a trap-filled alien temple, Han, Chewbacca, Leia, and their daring new comrade confront one ambush, double-cross, and firestorm after another as they try to keep crucial intel out of Imperial hands. </div>
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But even with the crack support of Luke Skywalker's X-Wing squadron, the Alliance heroes may be hopelessly outgunned in their final battle for the highest stakes: the power to liberate the galaxy from the tyranny or ensure the Empire's reign of darkness forever. </div>
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Expansion. There's something about expansion that's on one hand, thrilling, exciting, oh-my-god-when-is-this-going-to-be-released-already-I-need-it-now-ing. But on the other hand can fill a person with dread, anxiety, nerve-wracking-oh-my-god-what-if-they-f-up-my-game-ing. Maybe the expansion takes what was great about the game and betters it. Or maybe the expansion adds pandas. <br />
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However; a Star Wars book by an author I've already read and thoroughly enjoyed? (I'm just sticking with calling James SA Corey an author, it's way too annoying to keep attempting to refer to him as them - James SA Corey is actually two authors if you didn't know - and they write The Expanse series of sci-fi novels (<a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/07/on-abaddons-gate-by-james-sa-corey.html" target="_blank">review here</a>)). Well, that intrigued me enough to jump back into the Star Wars EU. <br />
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James SA Corey writes popcorn novels. Novels that can EASILY be translated into big budget action movies. Everything is fast paced and action packed and all those other cliché movie phrases; awesome. Honor Among Thieves is no different, and on top of that, its focus is everyone's favorite cynical smuggler, Han (did you really need me to write "Han" there?). Corey NAILS the relationship between Han and Chewie, and the dialogue is perfect. On top of that, he gives Han more depth than we get from him on screen. We get some reflection on himself, on the rebellion. And while it's nothing that is in character for him from what we see during the movies, it still makes sense for him. It flows. It fits. It's a perfect expansion. <br />
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I give it... Auri (a character from Patrick Rothfuss' Name of the Wind (Kingkiller Chronicles) books - who, per Pat, was not in his first draft of the novel, but, per me, the novels wouldn't be the same without her - perfect expansion). That was a convoluted sentence. Hopefully it made sense.<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-75180011189960226192014-03-17T23:17:00.000-04:002014-03-17T23:17:21.138-04:00On a Spin-off Blogathon<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SBC1CnzBHTE/Uyespo3DsoI/AAAAAAAABJM/DUXcgLLMiSc/s1600/Untitled-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SBC1CnzBHTE/Uyespo3DsoI/AAAAAAAABJM/DUXcgLLMiSc/s1600/Untitled-1.jpg" height="209" width="320" /></a><br />
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Oh blogathons, you give me a reason to write when I'm stalled out on entertainment to discuss. Sati over at <a href="http://cinematiccorner.blogspot.com/2014/03/spin-off-blogathon.html" target="_blank">Cinematic Corner</a> has created the latest blogathon I am writing to join in - this one titled a <b>Spin-off Blogathon</b>. Here are the (abbreviated) rules (you can follow the link over to <a href="http://cinematiccorner.blogspot.com/2014/03/spin-off-blogathon.html" target="_blank">Cinematic Corner</a> for the official rules): </div>
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I don't think I ever typed a review up for this movie. I had a hard time putting into words my feelings on it. And even now I'd struggle with it (though later I'll tell you it's primarily disappointment I felt). Thankfully this post is irrelevant to my feelings on the film itself. So, my choice for the blogathon is a character that isn't even given a name in the movie. IMDB credits him as "Foreman." It's amusing because the character was placed on a poster to promote the movie. Though he had only mere moments of screen time, through the power of a blogathon I can give him a movie. So, without further ado, I give you <b>Foreman</b>.</div>
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Rick Genest, the actor portraying our Foreman, was tragically underutilized in 47 Ronin. 47 Ronin had its issues - mainly it was super slow and super long (and part of my feeling that way is due to the crazy promotion of this movie as an action flick... it wasn't). As such, to go into Foreman's story, we need a spin-off (because good additions or no, we really don't want to add more running time to 47 Ronin). And what makes a Rick Genest character an interesting character? Well, look at him. The tattoos are real. The man is covered, head to toe, in anatomical tattoos (picture below is an advertisement he did for some sort of cover-up product). </div>
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The path to the throne is broken - only the broken may walk it.</div>
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The Hundred converge for Congression to politic upon the corpse of Empire, and while they talk the Dead King makes his move, and I make mine. The world is cracked, time has run through, leaving us clutching at the end of days, the future so bright that those who see it are the first to burn. These are the days that have waited for us all our lives. These are my days. I will stand before the Hundred and they will listen. I will take the throne whoever seeks to thwart me, living or dead, and if I must be the last emperor then I will make of it such an ending. </div>
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This is where the wise man turns away. This is where the holy kneel and call on God. These are the last miles, my brothers. Don't look to me to save you. Don't think I will not spend you. Run if you have the wit. Pray if you have the soul. Stand your ground if courage is yours. But don't follow me. </div>
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This is book three in The Broken Empire series. Here are my reviews for <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/09/on-price-of-thorns-broken-empire-1-by.html" target="_blank">Prince of Thorns</a> and <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2014/02/on-king-of-thorns-broken-empire-2-by.html" target="_blank">King of Thorns</a>. Potential spoilers to books one and two in the primary body of the review. Spoilers to book three after the break (you also may want to avoid the comments section if you are looking to avoid spoilers). </div>
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The conclusion of The Broken Empire trilogy (ignoring the fact that Mark's next book - <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18191460-prince-of-fools" target="_blank">Prince of Fools (The Red Queen's War #1)</a> takes place within The Broken Empire world). This is the dramatic end to Jorg's quest to be emperor at all costs. In short, it was a thrilling journey of murder, mayhem, betrayal, self-deprecation, self-exhaltation, denial, acceptance, etc. etc. etc. Before I go into a few of the minor things that bugged me (may as well share those too) I just want to say that this is an excellent series well worth your attention (Goodreads rating 4 out of 5). I greatly look forward to seeing what else The Broken Empire has to offer in Prince of Fools.</div>
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This isn't going to be a fair judgment on my part (frankly, take most of this review with a grain of salt. The books are great). You learn in the previous novels of the setting of the Broken Empire. A world so far post-apocalyptic that it has recycled to medieval; a medieval with the undercurrents of our ("Builder") technology that is (mostly) lost to the world's inhabitants. I LOVE the concept. HOWEVER, as the story goes on we learn more and more of the Builders and the technology left behind plays a larger and larger role in the outcome of the story. As much as I love the idea, it irked me a bit how much the setting played into the story. But, like I said, that's not really fair. It worked, so it really was a minor issue for me. It's the moon - something that was mystical and different that feels less magical when explained. And maybe that's part of the point.</div>
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Then there was the continued fear of the taming of Jorg. On one hand, Prince Jorg made such an impression in book one. He was violent and without remorse. Book two saw Jorg older and being wed (though his wife is also a force of her own). Now in book three and we have A LOT of reflection and some insecurity. What had initially ingrained Jorg as the anti-hero to cheer on was how he was so far broken that he was beyond humanity. He gave no pause to the impulses that society tells us we need to suppress. Again, an unfair judgment as you can't assume a character will not grow. And in book three we have growth in Jorg. Maybe you can call it "taming" though he certainly remains no saint. He lies, cheats, fucks, kills. Yet somehow it seems less. And again that's maybe part of the point.</div>
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I told you they were minor things. Don't let them stand in the way of you purchasing these books. There is one other thing (and I still stand on the fence of whether or not I like this - I lean more towards it works), but let's hold that until after the spoiler cut. </div>
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Minor squabbles aside, repeating what I said up top(ish) - <b>this is an excellent series</b> well worth your attention. Buy this series and wait impatiently for Prince of Fools with me. </div>
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Redhead over at <a href="http://littleredreviewer.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">The Little Red Reviewer</a> (she's a great reviewer... check her out) posted a review of Emperor of Thorns just as I was in the very early goings of the novel (less than 25%). I made sure to read quickly so potential spoilers may not seep into my brain. But something she said stood out. <i><span style="font-size: x-small;">Hopefully Red doesn't get mad at me quoting her (I complimented her and pointed some people her way, so she can't be too mad, right? RIGHT?!). </span></i></div>
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"...but from what I knew about this character, their transformation into the Dead King made no sense to me. Unless of course the only reason for that person to have become the Dead King was so that the very last scene could occur. Was the Dead King then, nothing more than a clunky plot device?"</div>
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It's hard to end a series with a loved character (amazing how such a despicable character can be called "loved") on a note that will make everyone happy. Sometimes the ending isn't happy. And Jorg's sacrifice happened the only way it could have without feeling forced, to protect the brother he couldn't before. Perhaps there was some weakness here, but I would still HIGHLY recommend this series. </div>
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-7162716795632145982014-02-24T23:08:00.001-05:002014-02-24T23:08:16.620-05:00On a Mt. Rushmore of Movies - Lesser Known (or Underrated) Super Hero / Comic Book Movies<div style="text-align: justify;">
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I sit here, trying to come up with a theme that calls out to me, but also something that would be slightly out of the ordinary. Yes, I love comic-book movies. But that seems too easy. Batman, Iron Man, Spiderman, yeah-yeah-yeah. We all know those and there's oddly quite a bit of agreement within the community on what has been good or not in the genre. So, let's try to avoid those mainstream Marvel/DC flicks. My theme...</div>
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<b><u>Defendor (2009) - Mt. Rushmore head goes to Woody Harrelson</u></b></div>
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<b><u>Unbreakable (2000) - Mt. Rushmore head goes to Samuel L. Jackson</u></b></div>
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This is book #2 in Mark Lawrence's <i>The Broken Empire</i> series. If you haven't read book #1 (and you should), you will probably want to skip this review (and go buy book #1... now). My review for <i>Prince of Thorns (The Broken Empire #1)</i> can be found <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/09/on-price-of-thorns-broken-empire-1-by.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</div>
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A six nation army, twenty thousand strong, marches towards Jorg's gates, led by a champion beloved of the people. Every decent man prays this shining hero will unite the empire and heal its wounds. Every omen says he will. Every good king knows to bend the knee in the face of overwhelming odds, if only to save their people and their lands. But King Jorg is not a good king. </div>
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Having to type "six nation army" only served to put the bass-line of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY" target="_blank">Seven Nation Army</a> in my head.<br />
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Once again, my review for Prince of Thorns can be found <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/09/on-price-of-thorns-broken-empire-1-by.html" target="_blank">here</a> (I'll be sort of referencing it). I had some fears coming into the second book of the trilogy. Book one set up an anti-hero you could get behind, but it also set up some explanation. Explanations scare me. It was the need for explanation that gave us Darth Frankenstein. I was afraid they could give us a Jorg who is not the anti-hero we love, but rather some pawn of greater power that is an anti-hero because of design. They could give us his recognition of that and the possibility of zero badness level (or at least an abated level). It does and it doesn't. <br />
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A fantasy series is like breaking new ground on a construction site. The first book is the basement. It is the foundation that will hold up the rest of the series. The flashiness and aesthetics are minimal here as a foundation is built to support the structure. It is here you learn of character, you learn of setting. But as the construction continues, as the building grows, and sequels release, more and more is added to the world. Locations develop, magic is added in new ways and in greater volume. King of Thorns is no different. We learn more of the Broken Empire. We see more magic (necromancy and others) and more of what the Builders left behind. But that is all window dressing. It's signage and lattice-work and trellises. It is eye-catching, but not what holds everything together. The bricks and mortar here is Jorg. It's Makin and Gog and this band of miscreants. It's emotion. And for Jorg, it's knowing who you are and taking what you want - world be damned. <br />
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"No, you dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden. Ogres are like onions. End of story."<br />
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-89586403841997084012014-02-15T14:29:00.000-05:002014-02-15T14:29:04.037-05:00On Riddick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In 2000, a low-budget movie was released, chronicling the story of a convict stranded on a remote planet with his would-be captors. The story initially begins with the attempt to maintain capture of said convict, but quickly turns into survival against the environment as the world goes Pitch Black and chaos ensues. A simple formula for a movie. It worked. It remains my favorite of the franchise. It is considered a "cult classic" (so says <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Riddick_(franchise)" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> - this isn't rocket science, I can use Wikipedia for research if I want!).</div>
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-54476207348023618522014-02-09T15:06:00.000-05:002014-02-09T15:06:35.589-05:00On Gun Machine by Warren Ellis - REVIEW<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Confronted with the sudden emergence of hundreds of unsolved homicides, Tallow soon discovers that he's walked into a veritable deal with the devil. An unholy bargain that has made possible the of some of Manhattan's most prominent captain's of industry. A hunter who performs his deadly acts as a sacrifice to the old gods of Manhattan, who may, quite simply, be the most prolific murderer in New York City's history. </div>
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Warren Ellis' body of work has been championed by <i>Wired</i> for its "merciless action" and "incorruptible bravery," and steadily amassed legions of diehard fans. His newest novel builds on his accomplishments like never before, announcing Ellis as one of today's most daring thriller writers. This is twenty-first century suspense writ large. This is Gun Machine. </div>
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qFG62phO1M8/UvfVDpjV2nI/AAAAAAAABCg/ICQOaL95qSM/s1600/BONES622brennanintern13037--4229576081436390593.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qFG62phO1M8/UvfVDpjV2nI/AAAAAAAABCg/ICQOaL95qSM/s1600/BONES622brennanintern13037--4229576081436390593.jpg" height="236" width="320" /></a>On to the gore! Ms. Au Lait and I like our TV. One of the shows we watched quite a bit of was Bones. Bones is a sometimes humorous police procedural that utilizes forensic anthropology to solve crimes. Though the show is generally light-hearted, the premise requiring an anthropologist to solve murders requires that the crimes exhibit a certain... grotesqueness. As such, the bodies on the show are generally characterized as some of the more "gross" things in police procedural TV these days. However; this more a side-product of the show, not what the show is actually about, which is character and case driven. I would make the same argument for Ellis' work. Yes, there is gore. Yes, it is a little over-the-top at times. However, it is a side-product of a story of a downtrodden NYC detective who just lost his partner, who is having a complete change in his outlook on life, and who is also on a case for a prolific murderer. </div>
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Douglashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311913845542508413noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3502147034902892828.post-25737991847904012932014-01-19T10:01:00.000-05:002014-01-19T12:01:20.056-05:00On The October List by Jeffery Deaver - REVIEW<div style="text-align: justify;">
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So, 2013 has come and gone (10 days ago, I know I'm a little behind on the obligatory "year in review" type of post). It was an entertainment filled year where I went to the theater to see more movies and read more books than 2012. I hope to continue this trend in 2014. </div>
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I see a lot of top 10 lists around (most of them posted timely around New Year's, but I'm behind on reading the blogs too). I will cut the list down to the top three and bottom one. Movies / Books are linked to my review where one exists. </div>
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<b># 3 - Monsters University</b></div>
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I took my four year old to see this and she loved it. I did too. Even today, weeks after she received the movie on DVD over the holidays and we have more-or-less had this on TV any time Yo Gabba Gabba is not on, I still love it. It is fun, funny, and one of the better sequels done by Disney. Ok, what it teaches children may not be the best lesson in the world, but it's a fun movie filled with a lot of good laughs. I mean, it's Revenge of the Nerds for kids.</div>
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<b># 2 - <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/08/on-worlds-end.html" target="_blank">The World's End</a></b></div>
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These guys are comedy gold. All three of the movies are completely different yet all carry similar humor, heart and over-the-top ridiculous goodness. </div>
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<b># 1 - <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/08/on-pacific-rim.html" target="_blank">Pacific Rim</a></b></div>
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Giant Robots fighting Giant Monsters. And Ron Perlman. </div>
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<b>Honorable Mention - The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug </b></div>
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<b>Bottom - Broken City</b></div>
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<b># 3 Demon Cycle</b> (I need to cheat and use the series since I did a lot of series binging this year)</div>
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I never posted a review of these books, so I feel compelled to at least put a blurb here. I was convinced I would not like the Demon Cycle books (great way to start a review, no?). I read the premise and thought it really interesting. And then I picked up book one. It starts WAY in the past of the "present" storyline (though you don't know that at the time). Thinking this is what the story would be, I knew I wouldn't like it. But the present storyline comes on with a vengeance, and it grew on me more and more with each page. </div>
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<b># 2 <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/11/on-republic-of-thieves-gentleman.html" target="_blank">The Republic of Thieves </a></b></div>
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<b># 1 <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/05/on-blinding-knife-lightbringer-2-review.html" target="_blank">The Lightbringer</a></b> (again cheating with the series name)</div>
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<b>Bottom - <a href="http://thedorkportal.blogspot.com/2013/06/on-nos4a2-by-joe-hill-review.html" target="_blank">NOS4A2</a></b></div>
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I love Joe Hill, and it's really not fair that he holds this position as the bottom of my 2013 pile. Heart Shaped Box and Horns are fantastic books. NOS4A2 wasn't horrible, but it really didn't hold my attention as well as his prior works. And I should add that being the bottom book I read in 2013 is not necessarily a terrible thing. I had no 1 or 2 (goodreads) rated books in 2013. I don't read 50 books a year, so I tend to make sure my selections will hold my interest whenever possible. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. 2013 was a good book year for me. I still highly recommend Hill's works, though maybe you pick up the other two books first. </div>
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